The Hoarder Humor

July 21, 2025
The-Hoarder-Humor

“When did your closet turn into a storage unit for fashion regrets?”

Let’s be honest—we all have a few skeletons in the closet.
Not secrets. Just… a lot of clothes we’re avoiding.

The dress you wore to your cousin’s wedding three years ago.
The jeans waiting for “someday” to fit again.
The sale top you forgot even existed.

Somehow, our wardrobes went from being functional spaces to emotional storage units full of what ifs, maybes, and somedays.

When Clothes Become Clutter (and Guilt)

It starts small. 

  • A lehenga you might wear again. 
  • An old kurta that doesn’t fit your current vibe. 
  • A shirt you don’t love but feel bad tossing.

Before you know it, your wardrobe isn’t serving your present self – it’s housing outdated versions of you.

And that clutter?
It’s not just physical- it’s mental noise.

  • You open the closet and feel overwhelmed
  • You try on three outfits and still feel uninspired
  • You constantly feel like you have “nothing to wear”… even though your shelves are full
No Judgment. No Pressure to Be a Minimalist.

You don’t have to throw everything out.
You don’t need to turn your wardrobe into a Pinterest-perfect capsule overnight.

But maybe you do need a new lens.

A way to:

  • Identify what you actually wear
  • Rediscover what makes you feel good
  • Let go of what no longer works
  • Make space for clarity, comfort, and confidence

With #Mekova, your wardrobe becomes a source of joy – not stress.
A space for style, not shame.

— Kavita Gnyaneswari
Founder, Mekova